13. October 14, 2014: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
14. October 19, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
15. October 23, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”
And last, but not least:
16. October 25, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.”
It seems that some men will do anything to get out of running errands, but this guy deserves a medal!